Etali Shenanigans by loserboi257

Format: Commander

Commander: Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness

Bracket: 4

Deck overview

This is a high-speed Gruul ramp/combo deck helmed by **Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness**. The core plan is to generate an explosive burst of mana using a dense suite of rituals, 1 CMC mana dorks, and zero cost artifacts, then cast Etali as early as turn 2 3. Once Etali resolves, its ETB trigger exiles cards from each opponent s library, letting you cast spells for free and snowball into a win. The deck also contains the **Food Chain** + **Squee, the Immortal** infinite mana combo, allowing you to cast Etali repeatedly for an overwhelming stream of triggers. Secondary lines involve copying Etali with **Twinflame** or **Mirror March** for extra triggers, and the back face of Etali (poison) can serve as a backup kill after an attack. The Urza s land trio (Mine, Power Plant, Tower) provides an alternative mana engine.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Badgermole Cub
• 1 Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary
• 1 Birds of Paradise
• 1 Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty
• 1 Bloodstained Mire
• 1 Bolt Bend
• 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1 Braid of Fire
• 1 Carpet of Flowers
• 1 City of Traitors
• 1 Cragcrown Pathway // Timbercrown Pathway
• 1 Crop Rotation
• 1 Crystal Vein
• 1 Delighted Halfling
• 1 Desperate Ritual
• 1 Elvish Mystic
• 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
• 1 Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness
• 1 Expedition Map
• 1 Food Chain
• 1 Force of Vigor
• 2 Forest
• 1 Gemstone Caverns
• 1 Geosurge
• 1 Goblin Anarchomancer
• 1 Green Sun's Zenith
• 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
• 1 Gruul Turf
• 1 Harrow
• 1 Hellkite Courser
• 1 Hexing Squelcher
• 1 Infernal Plunge
• 1 Inner Fire
• 1 Jaxis, the Troublemaker
• 1 Jeska's Will
• 1 Lightning Greaves
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Lotus Bloom
• 1 Lotus Cobra
• 1 Lotus Petal
• 1 Mana Geyser
• 1 Manamorphose
• 1 Metamorphosis
• 1 Mirror March
• 1 Misty Rainforest
• 1 Molten Duplication
• 3 Mountain
• 1 Nissa, Who Shakes the World
• 1 Orcish Lumberjack
• 1 Pinnacle Monk // Mystic Peak
• 1 Pyretic Ritual
• 1 Pyroblast
• 1 Radha, Heir to Keld
• 1 Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1 Reckless Barbarian
• 1 Red Elemental Blast
• 1 Redirect Lightning
• 1 Rhythm of the Wild
• 1 Rite of Flame
• 1 Roaming Throne
• 1 Rootbound Crag
• 1 Ruby Medallion
• 1 Runaway Steam-Kin
• 1 Scalding Tarn
• 1 Seething Song
• 1 Simian Spirit Guide
• 1 Skirk Prospector
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Spider-Punk
• 1 Spire Garden
• 1 Splinter Twin
• 1 Springleaf Drum
• 1 Squee, the Immortal
• 1 Starting Town
• 1 Stomping Ground
• 1 Taiga
• 1 The Great Henge
• 1 The Last Agni Kai
• 1 Thornspire Verge
• 1 Thran Dynamo
• 1 Tibalt's Trickery
• 1 Tinder Wall
• 1 Treasonous Ogre
• 1 Twinflame
• 1 Unexpected Windfall
• 1 Untimely Malfunction
• 1 Urza's Mine
• 1 Urza's Power Plant
• 1 Urza's Saga
• 1 Urza's Tower
• 1 Veil of Summer
• 1 Verdant Catacombs
• 1 Wheel of Fortune
• 1 Windswept Heath
• 1 Wooded Foothills
• 1 Worldly Tutor
• 1 ________ Goblin