bulling my nutz in yo mouth by Cheesyrooster

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

The Beamtown Bullies deck is a bad-touch build that turns the graveyard into one-shot gifts for opponents. The primary plan is to tutor or mill high-impact creatures-Leveler for library exile, Bronze Bombshell for seven damage, Eater of Days for a double time-walk-then use the Bullies' tap ability during each opponent's turn to force the enter trigger under their control. Flayer of the Hatebound converts those entries into extra damage, while Seedborn Muse and a few untap effects let the commander hit all three opponents in a single turn cycle. Disrupt Decorum and Sire of Insanity keep the table off-balance. The deck is fully dependent on its commander and has minimal stack interaction, so protecting the Bullies is central.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Avaricious Dragon
• 1 Bane of Bala Ged
• 1 Bane of Progress
• 1 Big Score
• 1 Blasphemous Act
• 1 Bronze Bombshell
• 1 Buried Alive
• 1 Cathartic Reunion
• 1 Cemetery Tampering
• 1 Command Tower
• 1 Crawling Infestation
• 1 Cultivate
• 1 Dark Ritual
• 1 Dina's Guidance
• 1 Disrupt Decorum
• 1 Dragonskull Summit
• 1 Eater of Days
• 1 Electric Revelation
• 1 Entomb
• 1 Exotic Orchard
• 1 Fabled Passage
• 1 Faithless Salvaging
• 1 Farseek
• 1 Fauna Shaman
• 1 Fellwar Stone
• 1 Final Parting
• 1 Flayer of the Hatebound
• 6 Forest
• 1 Game Trail
• 1 Grapple with the Past
• 1 Hermit Druid
• 1 Heroic Intervention
• 1 Ignoble Hierarch
• 1 Inverter of Truth
• 1 Jagged Poppet
• 1 Jarad's Orders
• 1 Karplusan Forest
• 1 Laughing Mad
• 1 Lesser Gargadon
• 1 Leveler
• 1 Lightning Bolt
• 1 Lightning Greaves
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Llanowar Wastes
• 1 Magewright's Stone
• 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
• 7 Mountain
• 1 Old Stickfingers
• 1 Oriq Loremage
• 1 Patriar's Seal
• 1 Phyrexian Negator
• 1 Plague Reaver
• 1 Ramunap Excavator
• 1 Reanimate
• 1 Rogue's Passage
• 1 Rootbound Crag
• 1 Savage Lands
• 1 Seedborn Muse
• 1 Seeker of Skybreak
• 1 Sire of Insanity
• 1 Skull Prophet
• 1 Smoldering Marsh
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Soulgorger Orgg
• 1 Spire Garden
• 1 Sting, the Glinting Dagger
• 7 Swamp
• 1 Talisman of Impulse
• 1 Talisman of Indulgence
• 1 Talisman of Resilience
• 1 Teval's Judgment
• 1 The Beamtown Bullies
• 1 Thrill of Possibility
• 1 Tortured Existence
• 1 Toxic Deluge
• 1 Unexpected Windfall
• 1 Unmarked Grave
• 1 Vile Entomber
• 1 Vision of Love
• 1 Woodland Cemetery
• 1 Worldgorger Dragon
• 1 Ziatora's Proving Ground