no-monarchs by AndK

Format: Commander

Commander: Garland, Royal Kidnapper

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

Garland, Royal Kidnapper spearheads a Dimir control and theft strategy focused on turning opponents' best cards against them. Garland introduces the monarch mechanic, allowing you to seize opposing creatures whenever monarch status changes while granting stolen creatures a static +2/+2 buff and sacrifice protection. The deck develops through early disruption, card advantage, and goad effects like Bloodthirsty Blade and Jon Irenicus, Shattered One before deploying high-impact theft spells such as Agent of Treachery, Bribery, and Thieving Amalgam. You close out the game either by overwhelming the table with buffed opposing threats, looping enter-the-battlefield triggers with Deadeye Navigator, or casting game-ending mass recursion like Rise of the Dark Realms.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Agent of Treachery
  • 1 An Offer You Can't Refuse
  • 1 Animate Dead
  • 1 Arcane Denial
  • 1 Arcane Lighthouse
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ashiok, Sculptor of Fears
  • 1 Avacyn, Angel of Horror
  • 1 Baleful Strix
  • 1 Bilbo's Burglaring
  • 1 Bilbo, Luckwearer // Burglar's Plot
  • 1 Black Cat, Cunning Thief
  • 1 Blasphemous Edict
  • 1 Bloodthirsty Blade
  • 1 Bribery
  • 1 Chameleon, Master of Disguise
  • 1 Changing Loyalty
  • 1 Chaos Shrine's Black Crystal
  • 1 Choked Estuary
  • 1 Clearwater Pathway // Murkwater Pathway
  • 1 Coercive Impetus
  • 1 Come Back Wrong
  • 1 Command Beacon
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Conjurer's Closet
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Court of Locthwain
  • 1 Custodi Lich
  • 1 Deadeye Navigator
  • 1 Diabolic Tutor
  • 1 Drowned Catacomb
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Fallen Shinobi
  • 1 Fealty to the Realm
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Fell the Profane // Fell Mire
  • 1 Fishing Gear
  • 1 Garland, Royal Kidnapper
  • 1 Ghostly Flicker
  • 1 Ghoulish Impetus
  • 1 Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor
  • 1 Gonti, Lord of Luxury
  • 1 Hidden Lair
  • 1 Hostage Taker
  • 1 Inside Information
  • 8 Island
  • 1 Jhoira, Weatherlight Corsair
  • 1 Jon Irenicus, Shattered One
  • 1 Lotus Field
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Mind's Dilation
  • 1 Minion's Return
  • 1 Misleading Signpost
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Mystic Sanctuary
  • 1 Ornithopter of Paradise
  • 1 Peter Parker's Camera
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Renegade Silent
  • 1 Rise of the Dark Realms
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 S.H.I.E.L.D. Flying Car
  • 1 Sepulchral Primordial
  • 1 Shark Shredder, Killer Clone
  • 1 Siphon Insight
  • 1 Sly Instigator
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Solemn Simulacrum
  • 1 Staff of Eden, Vault's Key
  • 1 Starscream, Power Hungry // Starscream, Seeker Leader
  • 1 Strionic Resonator
  • 1 Sunken Hollow
  • 1 Sunken Ruins
  • 8 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Isle
  • 1 Talisman of Dominance
  • 1 Taskmaster, Mercenary Mimic
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Master, Mesmerist
  • 1 Thief of Sanity
  • 1 Thieving Amalgam
  • 1 Tinybones, the Pickpocket
  • 1 Virtue of Persistence // Locthwain Scorn
  • 1 Y'shtola Rhul