Bristol Wankers by tugboat

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

The Beamtown Bullies is a Jund "reanimator/goad" deck that wants to fill the graveyard, stick a giant threat onto an opponent's board, and then watch it go to work. The main plan is to entomb a giant Eldrazi or a recursion piece such as Worldspawn Dragon, then use Victimize / Dance of the Dead-style reanimation, or simply use cards like Hellcarver Demon to cascade value. The commander doubles as a sacrifice outlet and a goad engine, forcing the board to crash into whichever opponent is least able to deal with an Annihilator or a hasty 4/4 that keeps coming back. It is relatively quick at establishing a "big mana" start (Sol Ring + land tutors) and can goldfish a kill around turns 5-6 if the draw cooperates.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
• 1 Anger
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Artisan of Kozilek
• 1 Assassin's Trophy
• 1 Bane of Bala Ged
• 1 Beast Within
• 1 Blasphemous Act
• 1 Bojuka Bog
• 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
• 1 Breaker of Armies
• 1 Buried Alive
• 1 Cathartic Reunion
• 1 Chaos Warp
• 1 Cinder Glade
• 1 Command Tower
• 1 Corpse Connoisseur
• 1 Cultivate
• 1 Demand Answers
• 1 Despotic Scepter
• 1 Dina's Guidance
• 1 Disrupt Decorum
• 1 Dragonskull Summit
• 1 Eater of Days
• 1 Enslaved Horror
• 1 Evolving Wilds
• 1 Exotic Orchard
• 1 Fabled Passage
• 1 Faithless Looting
• 1 Farseek
• 1 Fellwar Stone
• 1 Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1 Foreboding Ruins
• 5 Forest
• 1 Gravebreaker Lamia
• 1 Hawkeye's Bow
• 1 Hellcarver Demon
• 1 Hired Giant
• 1 Hunted Wumpus
• 1 Ignoble Hierarch
• 1 Infernal Grasp
• 1 Inverter of Truth
• 1 Karplusan Forest
• 1 Key to the City
• 1 Lesser Gargadon
• 1 Leveler
• 1 Lightning Greaves
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Llanowar Wastes
• 1 Magus of the Wheel
• 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
• 5 Mountain
• 1 Oriq Loremage
• 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1 Plague Reaver
• 1 Quest for Renewal
• 1 Rampant Growth
• 1 Reliquary Tower
• 1 Riftsweeper
• 1 Rogue's Passage
• 1 Rootbound Crag
• 1 Royal Assassin
• 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1 Savage Lands
• 1 Scavenger Grounds
• 1 Seeker of Skybreak
• 1 Sire of Insanity
• 1 Skull Prophet
• 1 Smoldering Marsh
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Soulgorger Orgg
• 1 Sulfurous Springs
• 5 Swamp
• 1 Swiftfoot Boots
• 1 Talisman of Impulse
• 1 Tel-Jilad Stylus
• 1 Tergrid, God of Fright // Tergrid's Lantern
• 1 Terminate
• 1 The Beamtown Bullies
• 1 Thrill of Possibility
• 1 Training Compound
• 1 Ulamog's Crusher
• 1 Unmarked Grave
• 1 Victimize
• 1 Vile Entomber
• 1 Vision of Love
• 1 Woodland Cemetery
• 1 Worldgorger Dragon