Bristly Bill Slimes by Jiveturkey

Format: Commander

Commander: Bristly Bill, Spine Sower

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 34

Deck overview

This deck is a aggressive mono-green stompy strategy centered on Bristly Bill, Spine Sower and 25 copies of Slime Against Humanity. The game plan establishes an operational baseline on Turn 3 by casting the commander and deploying the first trampling Ooze token. Rather than relying on fragile creature combos, the deck uses the natural graveyard scaling of Slime Against Humanity combined with +1/+1 counter doublers like Branching Evolution, Doubling Season, and The Earth Crystal to build massive, evasive threats. Critical onset arrives on Turn 5, where Bill's {3}{G}{G} doubling activation transforms the board into a lethal combat force. A high-roll ceiling exists with Thrumming Stone, which can ripple through the library to cast a dozen Slimes in a single turn. The deck is resilient against spot removal thanks to its interchangeable threat density, but it is vulnerable to exile-based board wipes and lacks stack interaction.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Archdruid's Charm
• 1 Beast Within
• 1 Branching Evolution
• 1 Bristly Bill, Spine Sower
• 1 Bushwhack
• 1 Cultivate
• 1 Doubling Season
• 1 Elvish Mystic
• 1 Evolution Sage
• 37 Forest
• 1 Forgotten Ancient
• 1 Garruk's Uprising
• 1 Hardened Scales
• 1 Harrow
• 1 Inspiring Call
• 1 Kami of Whispered Hopes
• 1 Kenrith's Transformation
• 1 Kodama's Reach
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Mossborn Hydra
• 1 Ouroboroid
• 1 Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
• 1 Ram Through
• 1 Rampant Growth
• 1 Reclamation Sage
• 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1 Rishkar's Expertise
• 25 Slime Against Humanity
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Song of the Dryads
• 1 Sylvan Library
• 1 Terrasymbiosis
• 1 The Earth Crystal
• 1 The Great Henge
• 1 The Ozolith
• 1 Three Visits
• 1 Thrumming Stone
• 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1 Tribute to the World Tree
• 1 Vaultborn Tyrant