Squirrels Just Wanna Have Funs by Cantill88

Format: Commander

Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 53

Deck overview

This deck is a high-synergy Golgari token and aristocrats list helmed by Chatterfang, Squirrel General. It accelerates early with efficient mana dorks and ramp spells, casting Chatterfang on turn two or three. The deck then deploys token engines like Tireless Provisioner, Springheart Nantuko, or Skullclamp to generate wide swarms of tokens while doubling them into 1/1 Squirrels. Chatterfang converts these Squirrels into continuous, instant-speed board control by removing opposing utility creatures and commanders. The deck draws massive amounts of cards through Skullclamp, Toski, Bearer of Secrets, and Regal Force. It finishes games decisively on turn five through an overwhelming combat overrun with Craterhoof Behemoth or Beastmaster Ascension, or via an infinite Treasure combo with Warren Soultrader. Robust protection spells and recursion ensure the deck rebuilds quickly against board wipes.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Acorn Harvest
  • 1 Altar of Bhaal // Bone Offering
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Avenger of Zendikar
  • 1 Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beastmaster Ascension
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blooming Marsh
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cache Grab
  • 1 Cauldron of Essence
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Collective Resistance
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Culling Ritual
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Defend the Rider
  • 1 Deranged Hermit
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Elves of Deep Shadow
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 8 Forest
  • 1 Fountainport
  • 1 Gaea's Cradle
  • 1 Gala Greeters
  • 1 Garruk, Cursed Huntsman
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Gingerbread Cabin
  • 1 Golgari Charm
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Hornet Queen
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Insidious Roots
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Nested Shambler
  • 1 Osteomancer Adept
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Pact of the Serpent
  • 1 Phyrexian Tower
  • 1 Regal Force
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang
  • 1 Saw in Half
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Scute Swarm
  • 1 Selfless Safewright
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Springheart Nantuko
  • 4 Swamp
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Swarmyard Massacre
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Tendershoot Dryad
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Tortured Existence
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Treasure Vault
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Tyvar's Stand
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Warren Soultrader
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Withering Boon
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth